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[It's like it can't get worse, and then it does. He throws a hand up, utterly and completely done before this thing has even begun.]
Look, we can make this as painless as possible. You do your thing and I do my thing, and we don't have to get into each other's way, all right?
[A beat.]
It's Eliot.