[Limbo is an interesting place. Time seems to have stopped completely, and the world exists only in muted shades and grey. Maybe there’s objects around, maybe even frozen people, or perhaps it’s just a void. But there is one other fully colored creature in this place — a three foot tall black and red creature dressed in a futuristic uniform.

Ok so maybe limbo is way weirder than anyone actually knew. Is this real? No, this has to be some kind of incredibly stupid dream.

The spiky…. cat…. person??? approaches and clears his throat]

I am here on behalf of the Navarch and the Admiralty's Transformative and Penal Reparation Fleet. I am to offer you the choice between redemption and the void.

Make your choice quickly, I don’t have all day.

[alternatively, your ass is unconscious and tied up in the back of a strange space ship. KIDNAPPED!!!]

[Shadow doesn’t need to use the elevators to get around — he’s more than capable of teleporting wherever he needs to go on the ship, even as it careens through space. But other Wardens and inmates are not so lucky. So here he is, in the elevator, looking like he’s about to die of boredom.

And then there’s a pop. The lights go out, the elevator jerks to a halt, and the sound of electric equipment everywhere spins down]

... I hate this ship. Everyone, stay where you are.

[Shadow is a stern, stubborn Warden of few words who doesn’t suffer fools lightly. He is also all of a meter tall and kind of adorable.