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YOU ARE BEING PERCEIVED BRO (the meme)

Hey! You live here! You exist in this space! You are being PERCEIVED! It’s like a permissions page but goofier and we laugh together about fashion disasters and who chronically spills their protein porridge on their lap.

Fill out this goofy-ass survey! It’s fun if it’s done in-character, but I am not going to lock you in space prison if you don’t.

Name:
Height:
Build:
Distinguishing features:
Wardrobe:
How do you keep your bunk or cabin?
Daily routine:
Fav hangout spot:
Eating habits:
Product from home you’re missing the most:

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Name: Loki Odinson (technically also Laufeyson but he doesn't really use that)
Height: 6'2"
Build: Slim, but muscular. Looks like he jogs up and down hills with Owen Wilson.

Distinguishing features: Cheekbones. BLUE EYES, I swear to god they're blue they are not green they are blue I will get in fistfights over this. Occasionally his entire body turns blue and his eyes turn red and he gets teeny horns too but that's probably an allergic reaction or something idk
Wardrobe: FUNNY STORY. So I put this post together to gather some ideas of what he might dress like when he's not wearing his armor because he can't wear that all the time that'd be silly but then it hit me. In the show he has a line where he says that someone might be his variant but, he would have "worn a suit". So now I am doubting everything and sitting here staring at my hands, wondering if maybe he's actually opting for Fancy Earth Suits all the time because he's a warden now and he has to look like an authority? Or something?

Anyway he can wear just about anything because he can illusion his shit to look like other shit so yeah idk. He probably does wear the Ragnarok suit at least. But I like the idea of him having like......normal person comfy clothes, too.

How do you keep your bunk or cabin? Generally neat. He's enjoying not being stuck in a recreation of his prison cell on Asgard but uh, these rooms are still pretty sterile. He'll need to decorate with lots of fur and green eventually, but for now it's just Where He Sleeps.

Daily routine: Still getting a feel for the ship, and honestly uh, looking for it to fall apart, so I think he's been doing circuits to check on things. Goes and talks to Archie, asking questions about how things work. Trains a little in the gym. Wanders into the inmate dorms and then probably wanders out again because listen none of you are specifically his problem yet and it looks like Barnes has got this so /fingerguns later

Fav hangout spot: hhhhhh he's a nerd so it's the resource library, obviously. Archimedes is probably tired of seeing him.

Eating habits: I think people who see Loki eat will be kind of shocked at just how much he can pack away. He's won eating contests. Also apparently ASGARD DOESN'T HAVE SWEETS???? so he doesn't tend to opt for them on his own, but when he does he really enjoys it and then immediately gets sad and misses his warden who subsisted mostly on Oreos.

Product from home you’re missing the most: Do servants count as a product dlakjdlsa legitimately can't think of an OBJECT he would necessarily be missing but it was nice being waited on okay he Grew Up Royal and then he got to be king for a few years like he can miss that can't he that's not ILLEGAL

But more seriously he probably misses access to magical resources he's used to, both in the form of books and like, supplies he might need for more complicated workings. OH AND I HAVEN'T DECIDED ON IF IDUNN'S APPLES ARE A THING because if they are that might be a problem eventually but hopefully he doesn't have to worry about aging out of his immortality given the circumstances of being a consciousness in a marble in a meat suit right now.

I love how obsessed you are with his eye color. IT MATTERS!!!

IT'S ANNOYING HOW COMMON THIS MISCONCEPTION IS OKAY

i mean if that loki was a variant, maybe he was just the variant that preferred suits. do whatever you'll have fun w, imo. also consider: tunic & tie. business boy blazer over a gambeson. the world is full of stupid possibility.

at least once when loki has done his check-in circuits silco has been in a bad mood and started counting the number of times he sticks his head in and out. that makes THREE, odinson.

dying at the combos. YOU ARE RIGHT like, this Loki spent all that time masquerading as Odin and living on Sakaar, he's probably both nostalgic for Asgard and also looking to branch the fuck out. i think for a bit he's definitely going to be torn about like, need to look OFFICIAL but also.......i fucking live here and want to be comfy sometimes :/ too bad he doesn't know about the solution that is TVA Brown

loki just scowls like listen i don't have an inmate to watch what do you want

my irl lol at "do servants count as a product"

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YOU ARE BEING PERCEIVED BRO (the meme)

doing an ooc one but idk maybe i'll feel cute later and do an ic one

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