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YOU ARE BEING PERCEIVED BRO (the meme)

Hey! You live here! You exist in this space! You are being PERCEIVED! It’s like a permissions page but goofier and we laugh together about fashion disasters and who chronically spills their protein porridge on their lap.

Fill out this goofy-ass survey! It’s fun if it’s done in-character, but I am not going to lock you in space prison if you don’t.

Name:
Height:
Build:
Distinguishing features:
Wardrobe:
How do you keep your bunk or cabin?
Daily routine:
Fav hangout spot:
Eating habits:
Product from home you’re missing the most:

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Name: William Goingonfourseasonswithoutalastname
Height: 5’10” (“but that’s not Jimmi Simpson’s height” yeah it’s been averaged with Ed Harris’ 😎)
Build: ~~a skinny nerd~~ lanky, with disproportionately long legs
Distinguishing features: mole on his left cheek, his hair is thinning and starting to grey (also he currently has a patch straight-up missing from the back of his head THANKS ARCHIMEDES), hands more callused than you’d expect
Wardrobe: lmao I’M SO BAD AT THIS SHIT—he did bring one suit, but otherwise dresses Like A Dad, his aesthetic (evil melodramatic cowboy) was a casualty of his redemption and he’s trying to figure out his style (and I am genuinely open to suggestions)

How do you keep your bunk or cabin? He’s sleeping in the inmate dorms and switches up bunks, though he’s usually—no, don’t do it—on top. He keeps his clothes in one of the inmate trunks (he’s compulsively tidy) and sleeps with his gun under his pillow (look why not), typically around 4-6 hours a night. He’s an early riser and can get by fine on very little sleep, but he’s usually groggy right when he wakes up.

He pretty much only uses his warden cabin to shower (he’d use the inmate showers but that’s kind of fucking creepy).
Daily routine: He checks the loading bay at least twice a day—once in the morning and once at night—and more often if he’s missing His Dead Inmate Friends :( He’ll also hang out there to familiarize himself with the Avros (I assume there’s an automated maintenance team for them, he’s probably stalked them). He spends some time with the cleaning bots, though that has tapered off some now that he’s learned their habits. Stops by storage if he’s in the mood for an existential crisis.

He takes pics and video a fair amount, especially when something ~cool~ is going on—his camera roll is like, 50% space stuff he wants to show his daughter and 50% weird technical pics of cleaning bot innards, Avro controls, the fucking hole in the wall, etc. He also writes notes to his daughter on his comm at night.

Fav hangout spot: SPACE ahem the loading bay (but also space, whenever he’s cleared to fly around), least favorite hangouts are warden command and he's actually not that into the SIRE...6/10 could be more immersive
Eating habits: He doesn’t like sweets! Fuck off with your Tsanyi. He’ll either skip breakfast or just have coffee but eats lunch and dinner regularly. Will yell at you ("yell") for eating in the dorms.
Product from home you’re missing the most: can he please…have a pen and some paper…a book mayhaps…also his knife ~~and at home OUR robots are sentient~~

Rhys like "that cabin is WASTED on you :\"

Rhys' cabin has a mere one bed...the dorms have 13 empty beds...checkmate

nerd

have totally gone to eat lunch or dinner at the same time and chosen to sit clear across the room from one another

oh he'd sit with her :)

lmfao "sorry i forgot something over there"

moves 5 tables over

"you looked like you could use some company"

oh my god mom will you give us some PRIVACY

silco has gone through his clothes while he's showering. just in case

writes "billy" on all his tags

AAHAHAH tho that reminds me, idk what the pocket sand is all about but he does have asteroid dust in a little pouch with his stuff

Edited 2022-02-05 13:06 (UTC)

oh it's entirely for throwing into eyes this is not a refined household

silco will, like a gentleman, sniff the dust and then sneak a pinch into someone else's food later to see what happens

result: the food is dusty

UNTIL THE XENOMORPH HATCHES FROM THEIR CHEST

but for real I was like "is he gonna analyze the sand or something......" unironically love being canonblind