INAUGURAL SILLY MEME - TFLN.

[blowup]

To tide us over until the game opens, I figured we could do something easy and silly... tfln, baby.



you know what to do.

Comments

[blowup]

A. i aaaaalmost caused an explosion! its OK tho!!!!! because everyone would have died having a good time :o)
B. also. dont take glowsticks in2 the bath. they explode. actually!!! DO IT. its BEAUTIFUL!!
C. i think theres a HIGH possibility i could be flammable 🤔🤔🤔
D. the ONLY way she could EVER make me smile is if she lit herself on fire and let me watch :o)
E. [text her!]

c

[shiftedshape]

Yes. For future reference, everyone on the ship is flammable. And generally against the idea of being on fire.

B

[kaijuice]

HOW DID YOU CHANGE THE COLOR

D

[nineteenfortyfive]

That is very specific.

[hiddenblade]

For the best that we keep you far from flammables, I see.

a

[counterstep]

you know, normally when people say the it's okay though part it's about the thing in front not having happened

and not that if it had that everybody would have been fine with it
(they wouldn't have been fine with it btw)

[shiftedshape]

1. If I wish to spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so.

2. She bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before I left. Best one night stand in port so far.

3. Please don't ironically join a cult.

4. Had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move. Again.

5. [Text him!]

4

[kaijuice]

Has not killing him done anything for your prospects?

1

[nineteenfortyfive]

There is no possible way this was intended for my eyes.




But do be careful.

2

[counterstep]

aside from the hair products, i'm not really sure what's so different from what you can get on the ship

well also the sex
but my point is that you clearly are very worried about your hair and you should probably just buy some of the expensive shit to keep in your room

[kaijuice]

a) You're completely useless in the revolution.
b) People are starting to question the shark bite story.
c) Just send a machete.
d) I'm confused as to why there are tuxedos involved at all.
e) [ text him ]

A

[nineteenfortyfive]

I'm afraid you're going to have to be more specific.

c

[shiftedshape]

And how is that going to help your situation, exactly?

d

[counterstep]

monkey suit training?
i don't get why your'e so opposed i thought you'd like the idea of tuxes

c.

[blowup]

ok OK OK OK
do you want tiny jim or tiger claw OR shredderr??
those R my best 1s

[hiddenblade]

A. I did not bed her, as I had to leave abruptly through window. I will explain later.
B. Li mortacci tua, cosa credi di fare?
C. We will only be in port for two days, and I intend to be occupied for every hour of it.
D. How was I to know they were the same person?
E. [Text himmmm]

C

[nineteenfortyfive]

Noted. Have fun, see you back on the ship. Don't make me have to deal with anything strange, thank you.

B

[shiftedshape]

Che cosa? Non dovrei godermi i frutti della tua patria mentre siamo qui?

A

[kaijuice]

Glass abruptly?

a

[counterstep]

oh
hey look everyone's got one of those stories idk that you need to explain much

[nineteenfortyfive]

1. I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets.
2. To say he's a good fuck is like saying the Beatles had a bit of success.
3. I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with alcohol, you could handle it.
4. [text her]

3

[shiftedshape]

It's not that I couldn't handle it. It's that it was a poor choice. And you're supposed to be the good influence when I'm far too under the influence to manage, myself.

Do you remember why I chose a goat? Or why I chose to have it placed on my bloody ribcage?

[Not that either of those will explain how he thought getting a tattoo with an artist he had to remind to sterilize the area was a good plan.]

1

[hiddenblade]

You crossed my threshold. I require details.

Umi Ryuuzaki | Magic Knight Rayearth

[dragon_blossom]

1. Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"

2. For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.

3. Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am

4. Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS

[counterstep]

1. i just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! me! why would they do that?"

2. i'm partying with a unicorn. you don't even know.

3. just woke up to 10 new text messages. all about bacon.

4. you wouldn't stop saying oil can in the tin man voice until i gave you back your flask

5. oh shit hold on theres a hamburger in my pocket

3.

[blowup]

ive never HAAAAD bacon b4
UR the expert rite??