YOU ARE BEING PERCEIVED BRO (the meme)

[rank1]

Hey! You live here! You exist in this space! You are being PERCEIVED! It’s like a permissions page but goofier and we laugh together about fashion disasters and who chronically spills their protein porridge on their lap.

Fill out this goofy-ass survey! It’s fun if it’s done in-character, but I am not going to lock you in space prison if you don’t.

Name:
Height:
Build:
Distinguishing features:
Wardrobe:
How do you keep your bunk or cabin?
Daily routine:
Fav hangout spot:
Eating habits:
Product from home you’re missing the most:


<B>Name:</B> <B>Height: </B> <B>Build: </B> <B>Distinguishing features: </B> <B>Wardrobe: </B> <B>How do you keep your bunk or cabin? </B> <B>Daily routine: </B> <B>Fav hangout spot: </B> <B>Eating habits: </B> <B>Product from home you’re missing the most: </B>

Comments

im not doing this IC so as to avoid AH, WARDEN, BUT WHAT DOES MY HEIGHT SAY ABOUT ~YOU~

[kaijuice]

Name: Silco
Height: 6'
Build: Skinny legend

Distinguishing features: His pure golden soul, and also the giant fuckoff eye scar. He's not actually that old, but you'd be hard-pressed to tell beneath the grey streaks, and busted (nose/teeth/skin/posture/morals). His good eye is a pale sea green.


Wardrobe:

Dressy: Nice collared shirts, trousers; weirdly ornate boots. His ship coat is slightly less Nosferatu than his canon one. Despite the icons, he doesn't have a waistcoat or cravat. Yet.

If for some reason you count, he's missing a sock. One interior coat pocket is full of sand, and another has the laser hair remover tucked into it at like. All times. I'm sure it's for a totally normal reason.


How do you keep your bunk or cabin?

He's stolen the bedding out of an unoccupied bunk, so we're doubling up on blankets here. Suck it, #10.

Otherwise: His bunk is undecorated, and everything is neatly stowed.


Daily routine:

Silco sleeps very little, and very lightly, for several days at a time. He'll wake if you so much as breathe near him. But eventually, he crashes and hibernates straight through. This is the ideal time to draw on his forehead, go through his stuff, or otherwise enjoy a full twenty-four hours of silence from bad grandpa.

Outside of sleep, he spends a few hours a day in the dorms, usually fussing with something on his communicator and listening in on conversation. Inevitably, he wanders off to explore the ship.

An astute observer may notice his temper loosely tracks with any Infirmary visits. One pissy bitch enters, and a much calmer pissy bitch leaves.


Fav hangout spot: The Greenhouse.
Eating habits: Silco eats sparsely, and with apparent disinterest. If you ask for his leftovers, he'll finish them while making direct eye contact.
Product from home you’re missing the most: Foundation and also cigars.

[aposeme]

POCKET SAND!?

[kaijuice]

darn skippy

[nineteenfortyfive]

infirmary dates??? ♥

[kaijuice]

claire's secret plan to associate her presence w painkillers

but HECK YEAH i am handwaving that he's in there every few days probably, so it's a good excuse for them to chit chat whenever we feel like inbox spam.

i'll probably yeet our current convo that way in a bit, he can ask her about what their state of medicine is like or something while they're there.

[nineteenfortyfive]

yes good Claire is generally politely inquiring about his eye and health and etc but never left unattended!!!!

[shiftedshape]

lol I was not expecting the venture bros cap but what a pleasant surprise. still vaguely like, what if i apped the monarch tho, even after revisiting some eps and going OH YEAH THIS SHOW IS..................old and a little offensive at times oh boy

also man i keep forgetting to look into what exactly the eye thing??? is??? i feel like if the show explained it it must have been visually and i was looking away at the time. all i know is there is some needle stabbing involved.

[helenite]

YEAH my problematic fav alas lmao. they've adapted well but the hazards of having been on the air for like twenty years... but the monarch would be a delight. or 21, gosh

the eye injury is from vander cutting it during their fight, and then the ~toxins in the river~ doing extra damage. other than that, like most things in the show they leave it pretty vague. the injections are a variant of shimmer made for him by singed. probably to control it, because it visibly gets worse / his pupil gets all distorted after the timeskip.

i've been rolling with the injections controlling the speed of that degeneration & acting as a painkiller for the nerve damage. so when grandpa is extra testy in game, it's because his face fuckin hurts

[shiftedshape]

MAYBE I WILL....idk sob

man i don't blame him face pain is the worst